THINK YOU'RE TUFF? HUH, MR. BURLY-BEAR?
TAKE ON THE BEEF-PIE CHALLENGE!
Are you like me? Tired of getting sand kicked in your face? Aging less than gracefully? Are you willing to believe there's still time to effect positive, permanent physique transformation in your life? I did. But then a health crisis derailed my fitness and WEIGHT-TRAININGBut before we begin: Let's review BeefPieBear Industries criteria of highly desirable products for the Gay Male Lifestyle - and note fashion trends for this season: Topless. Bottomless. Jockstrapped. Beefy. Burly. Hairy. Bald. So what else is new? Some things are TIMELESS!
| Big Daddy Pecs | Beefy Fuzz Rumps | Bald Smootchable Heads |
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I MADE THE COMMITMENT TO EXERCISE : YOU CAN TOO!
EITHER-OR! Either you've made an effort to integrate exercise into your daily routine and truly believe in being FIT FOR LIFE OR -- (and this is a problem for many Bear men) = You're on track to staying overwieght out-of-shape and headed for heart disease, diabetes,stroke, and unable to easily handle the ordinary physical demands of daily lifting and lugging. I've chosen the former, I hope you have too. Join me in BeefPieBear's journey that began on YouTube - and contines here at www.beefpiebear.com - Bookmark this site, Subscribe to my RSS Blog Feed - and Share YOUR two-cents in the comments.
FABULOUSLY GAY BIG MUSCLE BEAR WORSHIP MADE EASY
While I torture myself in G-Force Fitness classes in the hands of the best Personal Trainer Palm Springs that California has to offer, I'll be posting adorable hairy beefy links, musclebear pics and videos I discover on the 'Muscle-Bear-Watch' page. Use the Trash-Talk-Me Talk-Back link below to email your BEST items for consideration. No guarantees... but the biggest, beefiest, hairiest, hottest.. might just get featured.| Burpin' & Flexin' | BeefPieBear Tales | Beefy N Burly Boys |
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FROM SCRAWNY - TO BRAWNY : 30-DAY BOOT CAMP FOR
Join me as I Blog and Vlog my way back to health and peak shape. I'm out to KICK SOME BEEF-PIE ASS in 30 days. (Which as I've discovered before in life - is this intense period, where, with discipline and staying focused - you tighten up and your proportions and whole metabolism shifts.) Sometimes that's when you make the most VISIBLE progress. And then... oh gawd, the rest is so miniscule and incremental that you can bust your hump - and it just doesn't seem to help so dramatically from there on out. You can't Beef-Up sitting on your dead ass reading WEIGHT TRAINING and MALE BODYBUILDING books - altho learning how is a bg part of the process.GEAR UP! - MOD YOUR BOD - HUSTLE YOUR MUSCLE - SHARE YOUR HAIR!
Remember the movie ROCKY - and Stallone's gawd-awful full gray sweat-suit? Remember DiNiro in TAXI DRIVER - when he got a gun and started doing chin-ups and pushl-ups and BEEFING UP without the proper exercise wear just so he was in-shape to Go Psycho on everybody's ass? Well, ideally those sorts of things start with a decent ATHLETIC SUPPORTER and you layer a revealing fashion statement ontop of that. Personally I'd prefer an All-Naked, All-The-Time 24 hour nude fitness center myself- but since MEN'S ATHLETIC WEAR is required, ya might as well look fabulous doing it.TUMMY-NUMMY : GRAZE AND FORAGE SENSIBLY
Pie-Hole Management is a bit of an art and a science I have yet to Master. I'll clue you in on those strategies in my 10 STEP BEEF-UP PLAN on the Blog page. I'll admit I have a sweet-tooth that goes beyond COOKIES - I also have a weakness for eye-candy. SO BRING ON THEM BURLY BEEFPIES - I'm hungry!!! :)HEY MUSKLE-BEAR, LOVE THAT HAIR!
BUT IT'S GETTIN' 'LIL GNARLY 'DOWN THERE'
It's with some trepidation that I even bring up men's grooming and Bear Hairy Mens Manscaping Tools cuz some guys just don't know when to put the MEN'S SHAVER or HAIR CLIPPER SET down! Yeah, I'm talkin to you, FuzzFace. "Prudent Pruning" *IS* needed, but jeeze show some restraint, Guys. Trust me, we can still see those HUGE BULGING DELTIODS & BICEPS thru that thick, wooly fur all over your arms, back and shoulders.
BEEFPIES & BUFFPIES - SWEETHEARTS AND TOUGH-GUYS
When I gaze around a gym - I have nothing but ADMIRATION for every-single person there - regardless of their age, shape or condition. Seriously - everyone present made a choice to take time out of their day, take time out for themselves and their well-being - All schlepping WEIGHTS & DUMBBELSWORKED HARD TO GROW IT? GET ON CAM AND SHOW IT!
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