What's Yer F*E*T*I*S*H - Furry Muscle Worship - Or Worse?
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Once you get a guy's pants down around his ankles and fiddle inside a Bear's underpants - it's amazing how twisted their heads can get when ya start whispering dirty things in their ear and tugging on their butt-furr.
Oh, I could stay on-topic and focus on Muscle Bear Worship - but to cover all the bases ya gotta get TWISTED and Go Deep into all the permutations and mutated brain cells that make men the dirty Bull-Pigs they were born to be. Leather - BDSM is too Queer Pop Culture comfortable and predictable, it's a codified part of our community but Kink and Fetish trips go so way beyond that...
Some local Bad-Boyz here in Palm Springs are kicking off a new fraternal organization - the Desert Fetish Authority - with a looser, unstructured approach to what a Gay man's fraternal organization can be. And I like that notion: Within our community, far too many organizations become Corporate Hierarchy Money-Making Money Fund-Raising Machines - for good causes of course. But sometimes they lose sight of what might have brought them together in the first place: To simply provide members of our community an opportunity to meet and connect and find friends, a family, a brotherhood the broader culture clearly doesn't want us to have share or expose. Moreso if you deviate off the deviant scale into true unbridled sexual expression.
The first DFA gathering will be a social event with an educational demo on Thursday, February 9, 2012 from 7:30-9:30 pm at Hunters in downtown Palm Springs
Oh, I could stay on-topic and focus on Muscle Bear Worship - but to cover all the bases ya gotta get TWISTED and Go Deep into all the permutations and mutated brain cells that make men the dirty Bull-Pigs they were born to be. Leather - BDSM is too Queer Pop Culture comfortable and predictable, it's a codified part of our community but Kink and Fetish trips go so way beyond that...
Some local Bad-Boyz here in Palm Springs are kicking off a new fraternal organization - the Desert Fetish Authority - with a looser, unstructured approach to what a Gay man's fraternal organization can be. And I like that notion: Within our community, far too many organizations become Corporate Hierarchy Money-Making Money Fund-Raising Machines - for good causes of course. But sometimes they lose sight of what might have brought them together in the first place: To simply provide members of our community an opportunity to meet and connect and find friends, a family, a brotherhood the broader culture clearly doesn't want us to have share or expose. Moreso if you deviate off the deviant scale into true unbridled sexual expression.
The first DFA gathering will be a social event with an educational demo on Thursday, February 9, 2012 from 7:30-9:30 pm at Hunters in downtown Palm Springs
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New Years Resolutions for Gay Bear Men - MuscleBear Version
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The new year is always a great time to reevaluate What The Hell You Are Doings- And Why Are You Doing It? If you are a Muscle Bear or a MuscleBear Wanna-Be, it's a good time to look at the past year and what did and didn't work in both your daily life - and at the gym. And a chance to get it right-er. Do it smart-er. Get it better-er.
In athletic endevours it's smart to have, and set goals. Even if you aren't big on New Year's Resolutions, you can put a few things forefront in your Bear brain to help keep you on track. That said, some things to target in the year ahead:
1. Get Laid More Often: It relieves stress, stimulates natural hormone production and can help target underdeveloped muscles that you certainly aren't likely to reach at the gym.
2. Set Near-Term Goals: When clearly identified within a narrow, specific time-frame - you're much more likely to achieve changes you want in your life than those with a distant horizon. Think hours and weeks, not months and years. Start every workout with a clear goal in mind, be aware of it every minute, and don't lose focus until your time-limit or sets are done.
3. Push Your Boundaries: We all have our 'Comfort Zones' we tend to stay in - Have a buddy at the gym help you get past yours, or hire a Personal Trainer to impose an extra degree of discipline to take your further, faster.
4. Clean Up Your Act: That means your refrigerator and cupboards. We all have starchy, salty, greasy things in our kitchens that our bodies would be better without. If it isn't Clean - Lean - Whole - Fresh -- toss it and shop for better alternatives.
5. Leave Your Vanity At The Mirror: Even if you already are an Alpha Male Bear-Stud Muscle Stallion - The true measure of a man doesn't live in a measuring tape, and can't be seen in the reflection. True health and wellness is a balance of Mind, Body, and Spirit. Without real balance in all three, you're just a two-legged table waiting for a fall…
In athletic endevours it's smart to have, and set goals. Even if you aren't big on New Year's Resolutions, you can put a few things forefront in your Bear brain to help keep you on track. That said, some things to target in the year ahead:
1. Get Laid More Often: It relieves stress, stimulates natural hormone production and can help target underdeveloped muscles that you certainly aren't likely to reach at the gym.
2. Set Near-Term Goals: When clearly identified within a narrow, specific time-frame - you're much more likely to achieve changes you want in your life than those with a distant horizon. Think hours and weeks, not months and years. Start every workout with a clear goal in mind, be aware of it every minute, and don't lose focus until your time-limit or sets are done.
3. Push Your Boundaries: We all have our 'Comfort Zones' we tend to stay in - Have a buddy at the gym help you get past yours, or hire a Personal Trainer to impose an extra degree of discipline to take your further, faster.
4. Clean Up Your Act: That means your refrigerator and cupboards. We all have starchy, salty, greasy things in our kitchens that our bodies would be better without. If it isn't Clean - Lean - Whole - Fresh -- toss it and shop for better alternatives.
5. Leave Your Vanity At The Mirror: Even if you already are an Alpha Male Bear-Stud Muscle Stallion - The true measure of a man doesn't live in a measuring tape, and can't be seen in the reflection. True health and wellness is a balance of Mind, Body, and Spirit. Without real balance in all three, you're just a two-legged table waiting for a fall…
Holiday and Any-Day Gifts For Gay Men : Muscle Bear Version
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What if Mr. Claus came all year 'round -- And under that red Santa suit - there was a Beefy, Burly, Bodybuilding Grizz Daddy Top in a wrestling singlet strong-arming you and pinning you down to nail your tail asking: 'And what do YOU want for Christmas, little boy? Huh?!?' Well you'd better have an answer. Here's some gift suggestions for Gay men with muscle ready to fight back:
Muscle Boys - Gay Gym Culture
- If there's some brains behind the Bear brawn, some depth beneath the Muscle Bear - This is a great read for grokking Gay Physical Culture that we all get drug into whether we realize it, want to, or not - In and out of the gym.
Men's Grooming Kit
- A beefy selection of Paw 'N' Jaw, Hack 'N' Whack shaving and grooming tools for men - all in a zippered travel kit.
Grizzly Paws Lifting Gloves
- Grizzly makes a line of fitness gear for Power Lifters and Beefy Boyz. Perfect for slaves to bear-branded Brand Fashion.
Gorilla Suit
- Gay bodybuilder Bob Paris writes his long road to winning Mr. Olympia in the 80's and Coming Out afterwards - in a rather Straight business of fit chicks with boobs clinging to biceps. 30 years later - it's STILL a great read for any Gay weight-lifter or body-building Bear wanna-be.
Muscular Development
- Save yourself some big Bear Bucks subscribing to Muscular Development magazine. The newsstand price is staggering, especially considering how many Suppliment Ads you gotta wade thru to get to the actual articles. I'm just saying if you were stranded on a desert island with a #270 Body Building Bear - this would be THE BEEF-UP MAG he'd subscribe to, NOT Men's Fitness.
Muscle Boys - Gay Gym Culture - If there's some brains behind the Bear brawn, some depth beneath the Muscle Bear - This is a great read for grokking Gay Physical Culture that we all get drug into whether we realize it, want to, or not - In and out of the gym. Men's Grooming Kit - A beefy selection of Paw 'N' Jaw, Hack 'N' Whack shaving and grooming tools for men - all in a zippered travel kit. Grizzly Paws Lifting Gloves - Grizzly makes a line of fitness gear for Power Lifters and Beefy Boyz. Perfect for slaves to bear-branded Brand Fashion. Gorilla Suit - Gay bodybuilder Bob Paris writes his long road to winning Mr. Olympia in the 80's and Coming Out afterwards - in a rather Straight business of fit chicks with boobs clinging to biceps. 30 years later - it's STILL a great read for any Gay weight-lifter or body-building Bear wanna-be. Muscular Development - Save yourself some big Bear Bucks subscribing to Muscular Development magazine. The newsstand price is staggering, especially considering how many Suppliment Ads you gotta wade thru to get to the actual articles. I'm just saying if you were stranded on a desert island with a #270 Body Building Bear - this would be THE BEEF-UP MAG he'd subscribe to, NOT Men's Fitness.Lazy Bear In The Desert - Palm Springs
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Well, nothing like watching a bunch of Beefy Bears poolside to make me all sentimental watching this YouTube clip. I won't make it there this year - (sigh) - but the rest of you should high-tail it to glorious Palm Springs California fur a whole mess of NUMMI-BEARS showing off thier Lazy asses and bods during LAZYBEAR WEEKEND. Who needs turkey Thanksgiving weekend when you can have BEAR MEAT?!?
Brain vs Brawn : MacGizmoGuy vs BeefPie Smackdown!
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WHAT I LACK MUSCLE FIBERS, I MAKE UP FOR IN BRAIN CELLS:
Apple Macintosh Compatible USB 2.0 Web Cameras for OSX
Best Mac TV Tuner USB Sticks and Boxes for HD Television on Macintosh
Super-Fast Solid-State Disk Drives - SSD Low Price Tracker Site
Cross-Platform UVC Compliant Web Cams For Mac, Linux, Vista and XP
Bus-Powered USB Portable Laptop Speakers & Wireless Bluetooth Audio Speaker Systems
And of course:
Mac Gizmo's Best-Of Apple Mac Gadgets, Accessories and Software For OSX
That's quite an EMPIRE, eh? Well it barely keeps my face fed. And I still don't have Health Insurance. But I'm getting there, one site at a time. And to keep me from sitting on my dead-ass 24x7. I push myself away from my MacBook, load up my gym bag, and go work out my frustrations at the gym.The best of both worlds!
Apple Macintosh Compatible USB 2.0 Web Cameras for OSX
Best Mac TV Tuner USB Sticks and Boxes for HD Television on Macintosh
Super-Fast Solid-State Disk Drives - SSD Low Price Tracker Site
Cross-Platform UVC Compliant Web Cams For Mac, Linux, Vista and XP
Bus-Powered USB Portable Laptop Speakers & Wireless Bluetooth Audio Speaker Systems
And of course:
Mac Gizmo's Best-Of Apple Mac Gadgets, Accessories and Software For OSX
That's quite an EMPIRE, eh? Well it barely keeps my face fed. And I still don't have Health Insurance. But I'm getting there, one site at a time. And to keep me from sitting on my dead-ass 24x7. I push myself away from my MacBook, load up my gym bag, and go work out my frustrations at the gym.The best of both worlds!
BeefPie In Rehab: Enforcing The Rules
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If you're keeping up with EYE ON BEEFPIE at YouTube -- B.P.'s 30-day stay at the Sunny Palms Dietary Detox and Physique Rehabilitational Correctional Facility has placed him under the care of it's Medical Director, Dr. Szadist. Dietary restrictions, colon cleansings, forced exercise, and gagged and bound rest-periods in restraints are doing wonders to correct the BeefPie's eating patterns, workouts, and daily exercise routine under his doctor's care.
30 Day Beef-Up 4 Palm Springs Gay Pride
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OH CRAP!!! OK, I’ll be honest: BeefPieBear’s first 30-day round of Fabulous Fitness Workout-Routines using the 10 Minute Muscle-Miracle(tm) work-outs just didn’t quite totally, utterly, completely, transform me into a big, giant, massive slab of BEEFY MAN-I-MAL.
OH GAWD!!! PALM SPRINGS GAY PRIDE WEEKEND
is EXACTLY 30-Days away and not only do I have to get GORGEOUS F.A.S.T. -- Schit, I have to get my act together AND pack up my cabin AND drive across country AND get to Palm Springs AND get an apartment AND....
Get. My. Ass. Back. To. The. Gym.
OH GAWD!!! PALM SPRINGS GAY PRIDE WEEKEND
is EXACTLY 30-Days away and not only do I have to get GORGEOUS F.A.S.T. -- Schit, I have to get my act together AND pack up my cabin AND drive across country AND get to Palm Springs AND get an apartment AND....Get. My. Ass. Back. To. The. Gym.
PS I Love You : Take Me Back, Please!
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FIVE FRICKING MONTHS, PEOPLE! 5 months of Severe Beefy Homosexual Male Deprivation has gotten to BP! I love my forest and tiny cabin with all my soul. But for the love of gawd: I need to get Queered Up so bad I can almost taste it: I need to hear The Gay music again. To TAKE A SHOWER with multiple hairy, wet, sudsy Beefs. To shave more than once a month to look FABULOUS. To strut in a slinky black Speedo poolside with The Gays. To wear sunglasses and look cool. To rub the bare, exposed hairy bellies of hairy bellied men in Gay bars again - which is my Ultimate Destiny. For the love of Gawd people - I can’t take much more of this quiet, simple, clean, safe, sensible high-quality gentle communing with nature. I need The Palm Springs Gays. BAD.
with multiple hairy, wet, sudsy Beefs. To shave more than once a month to look FABULOUS. To strut in a slinky black Speedo poolside with The Gays. To wear sunglasses and look cool. To rub the bare, exposed hairy bellies of hairy bellied men in Gay bars again - which is my Ultimate Destiny. For the love of Gawd people - I can’t take much more of this quiet, simple, clean, safe, sensible high-quality gentle communing with nature. I need The Palm Springs Gays. BAD.Don't Just Sit There Bear - BEEF UP!
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Something’s gotta change - and that’s ME. Cuz I’ve gotten out of shape, lost my routine, and that’s not good for any Bear. So here we go: I HEREBY COMMIT to becoming the biggest, burliest, beefiest BEEF-PIE -- Well, that *I* can possibly be anyways. I just turned 50, I can regain my lost ground and get back on the fitness track. Here’s my Beef Blog to record my progress for the world to see. Next Up: Setting some GOALS. If I can get Comments working, share your Goals and Progress too!
