If you're even reading this, you've already been strong-armed, wrassled down and pinned to the mat by one heavy-duty SEO Top Bear Dad. Now lick it! Cuz that's what I do for a living: I force dirty, hungry bad-boys searching the net for big ol' hairy Bear men things into submission and drag 'em into my dungeon to do with ya what I will. What I lack in Brawn - I make up for in Brains. Big Beefy Brains that need a daily workout.

When I'm not at Golds or World Gym humping my butt, swimming, trying to eat a clean-er diet, and getting enough rest -- I'm in a head-on full-body assault with The Big G - Mr. Google. I spend hours body-slamming websites down his throat and makin' him eat keywords like he was my spunk suckin' Boy! (Well, truth to admit - sometime he spits up what I'm feeding him - and I gotta bark 'SWALLOW IT!' to git him to choke it all down. My little Bing-Bearcub and Yahoo-Hole -- well, they're a lot easier to train…)

Why do I mention all that? Well, rather than go all Search Engine Optimization and Internet Marketing Geek-Psycho on your furry butt -- I'll tell you this: My time spent at the gym is how I COPE with all this Power Blogging and Internet Instigator - Dominator krap. I lift weights to grind out my frustrations. I crank cardio to have the physical endurance push thru it all the geeky tech stuff, swim laps ala Speedo Bear to wash the nerd dirt outta my brain cells. So I have the stamina and strength to carry on. Big Muscling your way to the top of Google ranks ain't for sissy boys. It's an Olympic feat - and I train hard to do it.

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